J slash K

I was offered a ticket to the tournament for next sunday. Who can ever turn down such an offer? Not me. So, disregard any of the complaints I made about not liking the tournament. I have vowed that this year I will not be "a waste of a pass." I am going to enjoy my egg salad sandwich, stalk Tiger, not complain about the weather, and be grateful that I'm somewhere where just about every guy I know wants to be.